Sales Lady
SALESGIRL: sir, you can't smoke here.
CUSTOMER: but I bought these cigars from your store.
SALESGIRL: we also sell con-doms, but it doesn't mean you can fuck here.
What women say about their love lives
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said: “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce, smooth and sophisticated.”
The second said: “Mine is like a Porsche, fast and powerful.”
The third said: “Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it’s still going.
SALESGIRL: sir, you can't smoke here.
CUSTOMER: but I bought these cigars from your store.
SALESGIRL: we also sell con-doms, but it doesn't mean you can fuck here.
What women say about their love lives
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said: “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce, smooth and sophisticated.”
The second said: “Mine is like a Porsche, fast and powerful.”
The third said: “Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it’s still going.
Fast Sex
Danny wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… but she was dating someone else.
One day Danny got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…’
The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’
Danny said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor,
MAKABAGONG BUGTONG:
1. isang baklita..
nkaupo s papa..
Sagot: Laptop
2. mahaba at matigas..
nang isubo’y
kumatas..
Sagot: Ice candy
3. Malaki at
maumbok..
hinihimas bago
pumasok
Sagot: Doorknob
umupo siya sa gilid ng bus katabi ang isang madre
Gangster:Ms!!1
(Dinedma lang sya ng Madre)
Gangster:Ms!!virgin ka pa ba sex tau
(sa sobrang takot sa sinabi ng Malibog na gangster na to umalis ang madre at sinundan naman niya to pero hindi niya ito nahabol)
(baba na sana ang Malibog na gangster ng biglang sinitsitan siya ng baklang bus driver)
Baklang bus driver: Gusto mo bang makita muli ang madreng un
Gangster:Oo
Baklang bus driver:pumunta ka sa lihim na pinupuntahan nila dun sila nagdadasal dun sa kakahuyan magpanggap ka na c Hesus at gawin mo ang gusto mong mangayari sa inyu
(pinuntahan namn ito ng gangster at nagpanggap bilang si Hesus)
Madre:Hesus patawarin mo ko sa laht ng kasalanan ko
Malibog na gangster:papatawarin kita sa isang kondisyon papatawarin kita kung magsesex tau
(pumayag namn ang Madre at pumunta sila sa motel pag pasok nila sa kwarto dinakm agad ito ng Malibog na gangster)
(hinubad ng gangster maskara niya)
Malibog na gangster:surprise ito ang Malibog na gangster haha!!!
Madre:Surprise ito Ang Baklang Bus Driver
One day Danny got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…’
The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’
Danny said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor,
MAKABAGONG BUGTONG:
1. isang baklita..
nkaupo s papa..
Sagot: Laptop
2. mahaba at matigas..
nang isubo’y
kumatas..
Sagot: Ice candy
3. Malaki at
maumbok..
hinihimas bago
pumasok
Sagot: Doorknob
Ang bus driver
Minsan sa isang araw may isang malibog na gangster ang pumasok sa isang konting taong busumupo siya sa gilid ng bus katabi ang isang madre
Gangster:Ms!!1
(Dinedma lang sya ng Madre)
Gangster:Ms!!virgin ka pa ba sex tau
(sa sobrang takot sa sinabi ng Malibog na gangster na to umalis ang madre at sinundan naman niya to pero hindi niya ito nahabol)
(baba na sana ang Malibog na gangster ng biglang sinitsitan siya ng baklang bus driver)
Baklang bus driver: Gusto mo bang makita muli ang madreng un
Gangster:Oo
Baklang bus driver:pumunta ka sa lihim na pinupuntahan nila dun sila nagdadasal dun sa kakahuyan magpanggap ka na c Hesus at gawin mo ang gusto mong mangayari sa inyu
(pinuntahan namn ito ng gangster at nagpanggap bilang si Hesus)
Madre:Hesus patawarin mo ko sa laht ng kasalanan ko
Malibog na gangster:papatawarin kita sa isang kondisyon papatawarin kita kung magsesex tau
(pumayag namn ang Madre at pumunta sila sa motel pag pasok nila sa kwarto dinakm agad ito ng Malibog na gangster)
(hinubad ng gangster maskara niya)
Malibog na gangster:surprise ito ang Malibog na gangster haha!!!
Madre:Surprise ito Ang Baklang Bus Driver
Bad password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying in.
“P….E….N….I….S..” His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****
Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying in.
“P….E….N….I….S..” His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****
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